Really where would you be without the constant ridicule and esteem crushing banter of a good friend.
You're feeling down and hey why not just give them a clean swift kick in the ribs- really make sure you bottom out, maybe even comment on the spelling of their blog title after they proclaim that spelling is not their strength, just for example.
Now you read this and think oh but my Friends are the best in the world, we even has a nickle plated heart that breaks in half and I have one half while my bestie has the other so we are always together (don't act like you've never had one)- but really you don't have them around to feel good, they are there to let you know what is what.
See a good friend would be one who may mention "I actually don't think you are a size six- maybe just at the Gap" or "way out of your league don't even try"
So when you get told those blunt bangs you had last winter made you like a spokes model for Additionelle, take a good deep breath and have pride that you know you've found a keeper
Post is over because the silver mulleted Canada Post vixen came for her bi-hourly smoke with her partners in the office beside me and I have to call in her double parked ass.
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