Saturday, December 27, 2008

Happy Christmas

So Christmas day has come and gone. Spending Christmas away from home is a funny thing. It can go many ways:
option 1: The Bridget Jones- drunk, alone, crying, singing 90s ballads
option 2: The Scrooge- act like its no other day and try and get on with things but you can't cause nothing is open
option 3: The Scotsman- act as you would on ANY other bank holiday and get loser pissed with your buddies at a night club (that is open on Christmas day)
option 4: The Right thing to do- combine new traditions with old and make a memorable time.

Option 4 was chosen... haha yea right that sounds way too nice and Hallmark like. I'd say I did a little of all options. I was scrooging it up most of the week prior to Christmas- I was working a lot and it doesn't snow here so I wasn't feeling very Christmas-ie. Then Britt and I went for the right thing to do, we combined some our family traditions and had our selves a lovely Christmas eve and morning. We got each other one gift each and a stocking. For the one gift the two of us bought each other the exact same CD- this is where the Bridgett Jones comes into play because we obviously put it straight on and belted Take That tunes. 11am came and we had to go to work. I work for 9 hours, serving North American families who loved me because I reminded them of home, speak audible English, am witty, and good looking. I loved them because they were not informed that no one tips here (fist pump followed with a long drawn out yesssssssss).

The only people working serving that day were me my three managers and a Nigerian guy name Dozi who had gotten jumped the night before so his front teeth were broken so I had to talk to all his table because he was too scary. The guys were all wearing kilts it was hilarious. One of the highlights of the day would be a point were we were really busy and my one manager has a thick accent and also mumbles and he tried to tell me something and I yell speak English at him- just as the owner rounded the corner. He said I was listening in Canadian and he was speaking Scottish, then hit the otter guy on the back of the head and told him to speak properly.
That night Britt, I Dozi, the one manager and the owner and his family had Christmas dinner. It was awesome, good turkey, board games, and a lot of port and champagne. It was actually so nice that they invited us. And I got to speak to all my family- it was great!!!

I don't think I'd like to ever work on Christmas again even though I made about 150 pounds ($300).

Messages to pass on:
*Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!!!
*Over here Santa does not live at the North pole in a house or cottage- no he lives in a gratto. Children often talk about Santa's gratto and all I can think of is Santa in some cave like hot tub surrounded but hoochey elves.
*Here is a picture of my Christmas tree and the Angel I made for the top of it out of Werthers and reices pieces wrappers

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hilarious!!!
i spoke to my friend roja, who lives in edinburgh doing her masters and she really wants to meet you!, i asked her about the old men puking in the street in the morning and she said that the party never ends til 5 or 6 am, and those are men who have drank all night and are just going home as everyone else is waking up and going to work!
she's gonna come visit you at the beehive
love cluny

Freya said...

I am actually impressed with your angel.

Alicia said...

Love your little tree! I am glad that you had Britt with you and got to have a Christmas dinner :)