I find myself at the library again this evening. This time I'm situated beside two girls, who I would say are about 14. They seem to be doing some research for a school project or something, but I'm not sure if they are getting the material they are looking for because I'll I've witness them do is yell out the F-word, belch, and slam the keyboard repeatedly. Constructive work girls.
Today I went to work at 5:45am instead of 8:00am- nice work ass hat.
I read another intersting article in the paper today. It was the top nine most well know people in the world (heaven forbid they do the full ten). It was by a British agency, I'm not sure which one, but it must be legit because the list seems quite acurrate. Here it is in order from most known:
1. Simon Cowell
2. God (a close second I can imagine)
3. The Queen
4. Santa Claus
5. David Beckam
6. Jesus
7. Lewis Hamilton
8. Barak Obama
9. George Busch
Sorry Jesus, no top five finish for you this year, there is really no room at the inn this Christmas, expecially without your celebrity status to fall back on.
Are you kidding me- I don't even know who Lewis Hamilton is (looked it up- British Racecar driver). And Simon Cowell beat the likes of Santa Clause- well good thing he is stinking rich becuase after snubbing the man in red I'm pretty sure he'll have to delivery the presents this year.
After pondering this article for quite some time I then read the fine print at thebottom. Results from survey conducted with 1600 children under the age of 10. Here I am preparing for the appocolypse of the world due to one giant smiting of the Earth by the combined 2/5 finish of the Almighties when really these are the oppinions of British school children probably coaxed into answering odd-ball questions. But are these kids sniffing glue- Simon Cowell over Santa. Ya ya not every child celebrates Christmas- but all children long for Santa to come down their Chimney, even if they are busy playing with their dradell or confined to their windowless kingdom of god buildings for no celebrations what-so-ever. Give me a break. And Barack Obama and George Busch- pretty sure if I were being asked when I was seven or eight politicians would not be included and I'm pretty sure there would be a solid showing of answers like "my mommy & daddy"
This survey rocked my world.
Messages to pass on:
*I got a Christmas tree for 97 pence and decorated it including an angel made out of worther's orgional wrapers, and reices peices paper cups - Heather you would be proud
*I looked at teh brige cam today and I can't beleive the snow there!! Gald I'm not crising in the volvo this year
*gloves without fingers are the dumbest things I've ever seen- when was teh last time you were outside and thoguh to yourself, wow my palms and wrists are really cold.
*Heather hows Chico Patulla?
9 comments:
Moxie is sans uterus. Freya asked if she was any less womenly?
Whateva.
Alf and I are only comunicating in cowboyeeze> I recon it will persist fer a moon er 2.
I better mosey
g unit
what the hell "G unit"
rachel. your obviously getting dumber because you grammar and spelling really went down the drain on this post.
Chico Patulla is great. shes kind of cold, but the ungaros gave her snow tires that hopefully fit, so were gunna go get them put on tomorrow probably.
ps. im already training people on front desk at LSP. Basically the best.
I better mosey?
G-unit is out of control. I thought Chico was a boy. I have to go give Carter a power bar.
Peace.
Hey rachel, I heard some part of Scotland is flooding. Is it anywhere near you? I worked at the kelowna Community theater tonight . The only thing worse than attending a school Christmas show that NONE of your kids are in is attending one totally in French. Welcome to my world ...It was very good for the parents though . the only songs I even recognized were when the saints go marching in, Jingle bells and Rudolph. The rest was a mystery-- I thought some of them were actually aborginal.Oh well next time I get to see Holly Cole. Take care Sounds like you are keeping busy Love you MOM
"I looked at the brige cam today.."
nevermine immersing yourself in a foreign culture, i will look at highway and nudie-porn webcams all day.
I fell again
It appears slippers are the receipe for a violent slide on ice
i seriously laugh out loud reading the comments banter.
thanks everyone for being so ridiculous.
Oronically the Brits also spell George BUSH with an extra C... Silly rabbit, trix are for kids
apperantly spell check is my new found friend... ironically...
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