Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Surprise= My demise

wow wow we wo. What a week. So let me tell you a little story. I'm sure some of you reading this know how its going to end- to you I say good riddens ass hats- for those of you who do not, friendships still on.

So Allie's mom has been here in Edinburgh visiting and having a lovely time with us. Allie said one day hey how about we go to karaoke tonight. I said well I work till 7 but I'll meet up with you guys there. No problem she says, she'll give me the details later on that day. So after work I mosey on down to the Internet cafe where I have a good ol' time writing my last blog and chatting with Heath- she was giving me links to look at like we like sportz. Anyways, Britt gives me a call and says hey meet us at the bank at 9 for some okey dokey karaoke I was like for sure- this was at about 8:50, so I boot it to the nearest bus stop and arrive at the bank, wear Allie says she is waiting upstairs. I'm fairly tired from work just putting around and I can't find the stairs, just being an overall d-bag supreme. I finally find said stairs and trudge my way up them. When I reach the top I see Allie and her mom, AND MY FATHER sitting there with huge grins on their faces.

Now I'm not going to lie, I saw my dad and I broke down crying like when Gretzky left Edmonton. This ass hat thinks he can just fly across the world and not tell me- I was had; more then I ever have been in my life. One time my friends threw me a surprise party in high school- I'm not going to lie I knew it the whole time- this however, was like if you went to see Oprah being taped in Chicago, and when you get there it turns out its here favorite things special - you just had no idea it was coming and its the greatest ever.

Anyways I gave my dad a big hug, and Charlene, and Charlene's brother came along too, to which I gave a hug and said 'thanks for coming'. I was panicking sorry about that Kevin I was a bit delusional. Anyways craziest thing ever. And everyone decided to take pictures as I came up the stairs so those should be mighty attractive.....

Apparently everyone knew this was in the works- what the shit guys, you actually caused me to loose a good 3 to 5 years of my life as a result of extreme shock- you'll get yours.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

solid oprah analogy, gretzky on the other hand... boooooo

thats just because im a flames fan

Pellatt said...

sorry about the pictures- my mom thinks she's the paparazzi.

Freya said...

So it's official everybody has seen you but me!!!