Douches of Deutschland

not going to lie. Berlin has waves of stinking like shit. It was built on a bog and there for has nasal assault every half block or so. Don't worry its still cool. While I did tell you of some really great things that happened in Berlin I haven't talked about some of the very best!

First of all there was our experience at the bar that was in our hostel. We went up to the outside terrace where we talked to two guys from Ireland. not going to lie I could not tell you what we talked about because I was too busy staring at the giant herpes cold sore on one of their faces. After that thrilling conversation we went inside where I saw one of the greatest things. A lady was wearing huge heals and was running, bumped into a couch and fell so hard on her on her ass. She was so embarrassed that she had to take a few moments to calm down and walk out. In this time she was taking these moments I was just praying she would leave because the laughter that was building up inside me was threatening to errupt at any moment. One of the greatest physical challenges of my life.

So last time I left off I said we went to a beer garden. By beer garden I mean the coolest place ever. We got traditional schnitzel and beer and just chilled in a huge pic-nic area. Then magically there was a trapeze show. Now this is not just any trapeze show- it was a magical interpretive dance show that was led by an oddly fat old man with no shirt on and waist length hair. It was actually a miracle some of the stuff her pulled off on that high-flying swing. there is no doubt in my mind that he was the choreographer as well.

The next day we left to head to Amsterdam!