Well I can definitely rule out author since my attempt at humour in my last blog resulted in a Rachel outreach program. Just kidding guys thanks for all the encouragement. Much appreciated.
Sandi last time I checked you didn't have moral dilemmas like choosing between amazing literature and school- whats happened? Has year three of school kicked you in the pants and you've now become the girl who does say no to an on campus beer garden when she is supposed to be in class??? Say it isn't so! I miss you too buddy- but in all seriousness you need to read that book (in the entire final chapter she refers to her father at bitch tits).
Alicia you NEED TO COME that would be so great. You'll have to tell me about your plans and I'll let you know what I'm going to be up to over here!! And you are of course first choice of editor on my impressive novel.
Okay back to me life here. Britt and I had a staff Christmas party on Wednesday night for all the staff at the pub where Britt works and my name is on the schedule but I don't actually work ever. It was quite hilarious- Britt actually generated an alter-ego for me. See when Britt has had a couple cocktails she transforms into Mary. Its a well known fact around Kelowna and I believe that name was actually coined by her uncle. Anyways, its been determined that my alter ego is Deloris. Don't worry though Mary and Deloris are rarely seen and only invited out on special occasions. However Britt thinks she might change my name to Grace because she thinks I have absolutely no gaydar and the fact that I think Dan Levi is my dream boy and she is convinced he likes his ladies with moustaches. Every guy that I tell her I think is good looking she says is for sure gay- which is ridiculous. Just because someone takes a little time to do their hair, doesn't wear Canterbury track pants, and doesn't smell like severe BO like about half the male population here does not mean they watch rugby for the short shorts.
Messages to pass on:
*I'm very excited to see everyone in April- I'm already compilng lists of things you can bring me
*whoes in the super bowl tomorrow?
*more important whose the half time show?
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Much better blog Delores/Grace. I like how the last one started a "boost Rachel" campaign. My favourite comment was the combined efforts of mom and heather.
Superbowl = Arizona vs Pittsburg
(not sure of the half time show but hopefully there will be no clothing malfunctions).
I too find European men tough to judge on the scales of gayness. You will find it even more difficult in the European centers like London where fashion is big. All the more reason find a good Canadian boy.
Peace out home skillet.
Hey sweety. Don't worry about the lack of gaydar. I think it makes you a better person. Whats this I hear about aditional roommates? Fill us in...
Carter went to his first hockey game. He likes the fights. Father like son.
Love you miss you
peace
"okay back to me life here"
who are you? the lucky charms leprechaun?
dan levi is a god.
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